Ring The Alarm by Beyoncé

Nevermind, false alarm. Today I got a letter from a college of my choice thanking me for applying to the school. That's it. I'm glad they've acknowledged my existence and all but I'm kinda heartbroken because it didn't say "Congratulations, you've been accepted!" If I was accepted however, I'd be crying and laughing like a drunk person who danced with a hot guy that said you're hot but a bad dancer, not that I'd know or anything.

Omg!! I went to this blacklight party and I had so much fun. I actually danced for the first time, even though I was just jumping around and moving my hips. My only regret was not wearing white, and making out with that guy, not the one I danced with. I mean he thought I was drunk and tried to take advantage of me. The sad part is we were aquaintances before. He was like "Let's go for a walk" since I was with my friends and I was like "I can't leave my friends". And he was like "let me give you a kiss somewhere" and I was like "fuck no!"

The moral to this story is don't go to parties and get wasted cause some drunk guy will try to 'cop-a-feel'.

Don't get drunk, go to college, or do both but don't let guys cop-a-feel.

Early Christmas present

Merry Christmas Eve... I guess. I say this because I know alot of you guys don't celebrate Christmas and I respect that. For the past couple of years, 5 to be exact, I haven't been getting presents at all, unless you count the caramel corn gift in 2007. In the 5th grade we had a gift exchange. I got this girl a Care Bear and my teacher was like
"Who was supposed to get Jonique something?"
*cricket noises*
So I understand what its like to not have a "'Merry' Christmas". I do know however, that we should be grateful for shit like life, and food, and an internet connection. For those who aren't Christians, Christmas should be about love and shit like that, you know. So even though you hate the day, it would be nice to give someone a hug, or say have a nice day, or compliment someone's socks ;)

Fresman Initiation

First of all, I just got the blogger app and I'm using it now!
So today was Freshman Initiation. That is when us seniors do whatever we want to the freshmen. The theme was Party Rockers and Nerds. I looked awesome and my freshman looked so geeky.
First we made them run an obstacle course. Watching freshmen jump through tires is the funniest thing in the world.
Then we had a pie eating contest. They ate bowls of whipped cream and gummy bears. This fat kid finished first and then said he was still hungry. He then proceeded to eat a second bowl.
We also had apple bobbing and the same fat kid asked if he could eat the apples.
Afterwards we had a huge volleyball game between freshmen and seniors. I believe we won.
We had alot of fun.

I Just Wanna Run by The Downtown Fiction

I need to leave or something but I haven't been blogging lately so I guess I have to fill you guys in. So my boyfriend and I broke up. We had been together, then broke up, went back together and broke up. That's only two times but I still feel like a whore. Other than that I've been beasting in volleyball, listening to awesome albums, hating school, and worrying about college. These are the 5 thing that circle around in my head.
I hate when people say volleyball is easy.
Even though I'm like one of the best players on the team, I still practice like all the time. So theres a tournament this weekend and there's this super hot guy on one of the boys team for another school. I stays rooting for that team because he's so cute.
College and High School is killing me!!!
So I hate school. First period is like depression in a box. I don't mind learning things but I hate that class. I don't know why Trigonometry is my first AND second period class but whatever, I'll just deal with it. Also this applying to colleges thing is killing me. I NEED HELP!!! I also like only have 3 colleges in mind so far. I'm afraid I might end up staying here and doing nothing with my life.
So I've been listening to some of the best albums of all time.
First off, Mylo Xyoto for Coldplay came out. Princess of China, Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall, Up In Flames, and Paradise are the best songs. Also Almost Alice is the third best album I've ever heard in my life, right after Dirty Work by All Time Low and A Little Faster by There For Tomorrow. Wait scratch it, Almost Alice is my favorite album ever. If you love Alice In Wonderland and have even read the book and the original story, you'll love this album. It's mind blowing.
I shouldn't even talk about my boy problems.
So this one guy's girlfriend left the island and my best friend thinks thats the best thing that's ever happened to me. I haven't even told my other best friend I might like her cousin. I don't know, I just can't bring myself to tell her. Oh and that guy on that volleyball team thinks I'm some kind of psychotic stalker. I don't even think I should go into that right now.

WHAT EVER, AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK AND THERE'S A VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT. I GUESS THAT SOLVES MY PROBLEMS FOR THE MOMENT!!!

How About Nothing Important by Lady J

Today my question was "If I were a wrestler what would my finishing move be?" Check my profile for the answer. *wink*
....opening..theme....
NOTHING
Do you know I actually have nothing to blog about? My life has been pretty boring with a capital RING. My birthday is coming up so that's good but I'm still not 18 yet so all you pedophiles better watch out.
THE COOLEST BANDS EVER
So I was on Pandora and I found some awesome new artists. One of my newest fav songs is All Around Me by Flyleaf. Go look it up on Youtube. I can't put up a link cause it's too complicated, don't judge me.
IF LIKING HIM IS WRONG...
So we have this 20something yr old teacher at our school and one of my friends is like "If I had his class..." and I was like "Dude no, That's disturbing." He's so weird but he thinks he's so cool. It's so sad though cause he's cute...
ELLIPSIS
Word of the Day, ellipsis. Definition, the three periods or whatever. Sentence, I use alot of ellipses (sp?) cause I'm super awesome....
TO TIRED TO TRY TO MAKE SENSE

SHOUT OUT TO ALL TIME LOW *woop*

You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift

Everything is now perfect with my ex-boyfriend who might soon be my next boyfriend because he is amazing...I love Tuesdays.

I FEEL LIKE THIS IS WHERE MY OPENING THEME SHOULD BE.
So tomorrow is Mass at my school and I'm in the choir. I'm super excited.
TODAY, THIS MORON I USED TO CALL MY FRIEND TOUCHED MY ASS.
I slapped him and will never talk to him again. I hope all my guy friends see this as a warning cause I'm a crazy bitch. I'll attack because I have crazy feminist rights. And because he's not hot or attractive in anyway. I could have let it slid if he was hot...
I HAD VOLLEYBALL PRACTICE TODAY!!!
Our team will totally beast this year even though we have never won any games for the past five decades (hyperbole). Even though, I have faith in our team who can't bump, or serve...or hustle...*sigh* Anyways we can do this-ish.
TODAY, I WAS AT CHOIR AND MY FRIEND TOLD ME TO STOP HOWLING INTO THE MIC. MY MIC WASN'T EVEN ON. FML
Oh my gosh, my mom or my aunt or someone made soup today and I am very happy. I love soup, you know, unless its nasty. Then I don't like it.
MY FRIEND AND I HAVE A PROBLEM. OUR BAND IS ROXY HEART BUT I THINK UNICORN SHIT IS A BETTER NAME. WHAT DO YOU THINK IT SHOULD BE?
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So In Love With Two by Mikaila

I'm actually not, but it's the same scenario. I don't kow what to do. Or maybe I do but I don't like the answer. In Mikaila's song I always say go with her Number Two and in this case my fist guy is my Number Two.

SO I'VE LIKED THIS GUY FOR A LONG TIME.
So we're talking on facebook(the root of all evil) and we decide the next time we see each other we'll go together. Then he's taking a while so my friend says forget about him and pushes me to go with this super nice and hot guy. We're together but I don't like him that much. Now the first guy is here again and he's asked me out.
     My friend however, and her sis, thinks I'm and idiot cause the guy I like isn't hot and appearantly just wants to get in my pants. I'm still a virgin. They of all people should know I wont give it up just like that. Anyways even if that's all he wants, I want to know. I'm a female and all females just want to know the truth, right?
     My other friend has told me to follow my heart and not let others influence my thinking. I think she's right..wait scratch that. I KNOW she's right. Now all that's left is the hard part.
IT'S A PART OF LIFE
I don't know how to break up with my super nice guy.  He's so sweet and he always textes me Good Morning in the morning. He's a really good kisser. He makes me laugh...sometimes.
ON THE OTHER HAND
Do you know we have nothing in common. Talking to him is horrible because I'm the worst conversationalist in the world. All our conversations consist of him talking and me laughing, sometimes fake. None of my jokes are funny to him but I think they're super hilarious so I want to laugh so loud but I can't.  
IT'S A VERY HARD PART OF LIFE
I still don't know how to do it but i have to, not because of some other guy but for me cause i don't like him.
SHE HATES ME NOW
Did I metion she'll never speak to me again and will start plotting my demise if she reads this post?
WHO SHOULD I PICK???
My Number One or My Number Two?

I'm Awesome by Spose

I'm Awesome.
I know I've been AWOL (as usual) but I'm back with a bunch of trickies for ya...Not really...no...Cause I suck.

MY PARENTS NEED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE NOW CAUSE I'M FAT
I'm not really fat but I'm so hungry right now and I want some bread sticks from Pizza Hut but I don't want to share. So everyone has to leave the house.
I AM WRITING A STORY AND IT'S AWESOME
So I'm writing a story right and my friend Tarika is like I can write a better story than you, and I'm like no you can't and she's like yes I can, so now, its on. Her story is about vampires and werewolves and hunters and stuff. My story about an awesome (not really) chick in an awesome (not really) band doing awesome (super awesome) stuff.
My story will be awesome...not really
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE...
...When people my age call me a child. I mean really just cause I don't curse alot or just because I like wearing jeans and a t-shirt or just because I like sticking my head out of car windows and screaming? *sigh*
TODAY, I'M HUNGRY AS HELL AND MY DAD CALLS ME INTO THE KITCHEN SO I CAN WATCH HIM COOK FOR OUR COUSINS.FML
I still want those breadsticks.
I STILL HAVEN'T TURNED IN THOSE LIBRARY BOOKS
I guess I'll leave on that note cause I have to go play some video games.

RECOGNIZE IT'S IMPORTANCE

Disturbia by Rihanna

I am so frickin uncomfortable in ways I can't even begin to explain. Everything is upsetting me. It's too hot. The ground to hard. My skin feels oily. My hair feels greasy. And that's only the beginning.
I THINK I JUST STEPPED ON A ROCK IN MY KITCHEN.
I went to volleyball camp today and my muscles are sore so my dad gave me an agonizing massage with a muscle rub but its so sticky. It is really pissing me off.
THESE ANTS ARE PISSING ME OFF!!
I just want to relax but these tiny assholes are crawling all over my face and neck. I swear, the day I get some Raid they are Dead. There's also some hidden bug that is slowly eating me alive. It's like they're breeding super ants in the neighborhood.
TODAY AT CAMP A LITTLE GIRL CAME SKIPPING TO ME SMILING SO I SMILED BACK. SHE THEN STOPPED AND SAID I DON'T KNOW YOU AND RAN OFF. FML
I think one of the greatest things that happened today was that my dad bought some cereal for the house. We really needed some. It's like my weed basically.
SHIT, I HAVE LIBRARY BOOKS TO TURN IN.
Back to the ant thing, I really hate them. I think one just crawled in my ear.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Other than all of this, my day has been pretty good. After all, it IS Tuesday :P

CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I BUY THAT DAMN RAID!

Keeps Getting Better by Christina Aguilera

My Summer Is Awesome.

I am in love. With a guy from my dreams. I never remember his face but I know he's cute. We always hang out in the same spot. This is the second time I've had a dream with him. It's kinda awesome.

    Anyways I'm having the best summer everrr. On July 4, My friends and I went to the beach with their puppy Jezebel, I nicknamed her Jizzy, and their little sister but then my friend's car got towed to like the middle of nowhere and the taxis would not stop for us and noone would come to get us. So we had to bum a ride. So after a while I was like time to do some real hitch hiking so I stood up with my other friend and we did that thumb thing and a truck was passing by so we were like hey but he didn't stop so she was like mutherfuc-and then he stopped...and he was gorgeous. 
    We told him we need to go to the towing place and he said ok, so all of us except one jumped in the back of the truck. He drove like a maniac. Then his girlfriend called him and was like what are you doing and hes like I picked up some people and she's like who and he's like 4 girls a baby and I think theirs a dog.
     We got their and her sexy car was parked in the middle of all these old ugly cars next to a garbage. We gave the man our puppy because she had worms and our parents wouldn't have let us keep her. Jizzy didn't want to leave us but it had to be done. Then we went back to my house and had a crazy time. It was fun.

    I had a dream I went on a cruise with Green Day and All Time Low and Alex Gaskarth was my roommate. It was awesome...except for the fact that in my dream he gets kinda mean but it was so worth it.
   My friend had a dream that she was in a shootout with Soulja Boy and that she went on the Nicki Minaj and Britney Spears tour. I think that is a sign that we are awesome and the universe knows it.

My Summer Just Keeps Getting Better And Better.

Now or Never...ish

I'm going to take on a new approach to make my blog more awesome...starting later, I'm tired.

Never Gonna Leave This Bed by Maroon 5

I am laying in my bed and I don't feel like leaving. My stomach hurts. I think I might need some Pepto Bismal(sp?) or something. I wonder why its pink??? I can't even think straight right now.

You know what else is pink, alot of stuff. Like a highlighter pen, or a woman whos been slapped too hard. Fact of the matter is, it's a weird color.
I kinda feel tired too. How long can a person last without sleep though, hmmm. I think I'm going to try and find out.

Nevermind, I'm sleepy and it's past my bedtime. Later

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BI...

More Than Alive by The Ready Set

I feel good and I have not even slept at all tonight and my friends slept over at my house. I don't want to sleep though because I want to see how long I can stay up before I start hallucinating. If we had a house with a view, I would watch the sun rise but I can't cause I don't. Either way, I'm left alone to my thoughts. What should I do today? Will I end up alone? What am I going to eat for breakfast? I think I'm going to sit by the beach tomorrow and just relax myself. No money. Nobody. No problem. I think it'll be hard to find a secluded beach during The Summer though. If anything I'll just go to the library and get a book or something. That sounds like an awesome plan. I'll just wait until everyone leaves the house and I'll just chill, you know? I hope I'll be able to concentrate tomorrow with my lack of sleep.

Young Forever by The Ready Set

Oh my god, so I'm like in love with Jordan from The Ready Set right, and there is a video contest for his song Young Forever. I am so gonna make a video, I know I wont win but I love the guy. I also have awesome friends who will help me cause they love the awesomeness that is Jordan. Epicness said as she watched the video for More Than Alive on youtube and she saw this hot guy get punched and running in the street. Seriously though, The Ready Set is right there on the awesome chain right under All Time Low and Roxy Heart. I'm making it a goal to meet these guys cause they're that epic.

I Think I Love You by Kaci

Oh My Gosh, I like a guy and I think he likes me back. This is such a shock to me but it's so awesome. Yay!

Tell Me Something I Don't Know by Selena Gomez

Ok, I'll admit it to myself and to the world, I'm the most boring person you will ever meet.
I'll now take my time now to do something boring, cause I'm lame like that.

Weightless by All Time Low

Oh My Crap, I have the best news ever. So I was driving from my fav pizza place thinking about if I saw Clayton I would stick my middle finger up after him and splash him with water after I drive off and I reach home and some guy walks into my yard from next door. I saw him and I freak out for like two seconds because I don't like people let alone my neighbors and the guy says "sorry" and asks "Do you sing?". An I'm like "Kinda sorta" because I don't sing professionally or anything and he's like "We hear u signing" and I'm like "Oh My gosh I'm sorry" which is code for 'If you don't like noise then move out the goddamn neighborhood'. Nd he's like "It's cool, I was asking because you're good and we (he points to his house and the people around it) record music." Dude that is too awewome to be true. "Then I go OMG thats so cool." Cause I'm trying to hide my excitement. Then he goes "You can record when your ready." Then he tells me his name and I tell him mine and we shake hands and he walks off. He's jot hot though so it's kind of a disapointment, but if he were, I swear, I would jump his bones. I am that happy. OMFG. So I'm really excited. Oh my goodness my friend in school and I are always like we need to start our band. And HA!!! Some more info FTW!!! Clayton is a drummer in a band. HA HA HA!!!! Looks like you broke up with the wrong psycho (I'm actually very stable mind you). Yes, *sigh*, It's been a good day. Oh and All Time Low is the best band in the world.

Thanks For The Memories by Fall Out Boy

I just want to point out that I'm over my ex for real this time. I mean we've had really amazing times but it's not the end of the frickin' world.
And besides, I'm never going to get another boyfriend. Not willingly though. See I've only liked 3 guys like that, but the thing is they all smoke weed, so basically I'm attracted to weed smokers. And next year I am going to a college that probably wont have weed smokers because it's so up there on the prep scale so I'm basically gonna be single for the rest of my life. Strangely, I'm ok with it though. I've even decided to go to prom next year by myself, wearing a tuxedo(not really). So just call me Barren Karen.
Still anyways I'm always gonna look back on all the times we went out (only like 4 times) but thats all it is so now, my friends and I can comence with plan "Fuck Clayton [up]". Yes world thats his goddamn name. We will mess him up. Oh yeah, we are coming after you cause we are black and scary (he's white). And there is another piece of information FTW. Oh yeah. So anyways before we mess you up Clayton, I just want to say Thanks For The Memories ;)

Thinking Of You by Katy Perry

Ok I don't know why but suddenly I've thinking about a certain someone for the past couple of days. It hasn't only started recently though. One of the first times was after my first volleyball games a couple months back. He blocked me on facebook though. I didn't hink I would feel so bad if he did, but I do though. It could be because he really hates me or the fact that Epicness pushed his girlfriend. She was though and her temper is already horrible. Plus she was having a bad night. Anyway I always go on facebook to check if anything has changed but I know it never will. Epicness is all like girls like you always get the girl but sometimes I dont know. If he's happy then fine but if not then I'll... I don't know. Nothings gonna happen if I don't act on it but it feels so hopeless. Part of me is like go for it, tye other is like just forget, and my rarional part is like your making a really big deal out of this. *sigh* Bottom line is I messed up and it's probably to late. I could be over exaggerating but I still miss him.

Can't Believe It by T-Pain

Ok, so let me start off by saying that I almost just burned down my kitchen tonight. *sigh* I didn't think the sugar would react like that. I was trying to make a microwavable cake in a coffee mug be cause I have this really cool recipe. Except I didn't have any cocoa powder or chocolate pieces so I decided to use strawberry nesquik instead. All the sugar started to caramelize and it started smoking and smelling and it was horrible. Thank goodness my brother helped cover for me. The house stinks though.
Also my friend who is actually a close guy friend might be asking me to prom this year. I love the guy like a broth... like a good friend but I dont want to go to prom with my guy friend. It's not even that he likes me(contrary to my friends' beliefs), he just wants to go. But I don't want to go with him. Why, you may ask? Well, its because I'm a junior and I want next year to be the ultimate experience with some really hot guy that I like (I have not found this guy yet but I will). Yea, call me a typical teenage girl but you know what, I am a chick so deal with it.

Oh and after my poor and utterly horible display at the last softball game, our school's maintanence man (a.k.a. our softball coach) has been working me like a dog at practice. At one point I had to just jump in my car and leave. It was ridiculas. I am too goddamn lazy for all those laps. "Worst Stamina Ever"

Oh my crap, this mother's day was a bitch. I made my mom some coupons, each saying something different like "Free Grocery Shopping Day from Me", or "Free Foot Rub". I told my friends about it and they called me cheap. When I got some money, I went and bought a her a $25 gift basket (I only payed $20 though) and brought it home. She went "oh thanks" (because she didn't care), then I go wait I have something else and I pull out the coupons and her heart leaped (I think that's how you spell it) with joy. It was one of her happiest moments. I wasted a good $20 on my mother when I could have bough some Haagen Daz(sp?) or a good chocolate bar(which would have caused me to not damage the house so severly). If I only knew.

Oh and my friend had a surprise birthday party at the beach and then I went to Luncharia with some friends and then went went back to her house and stayed there playing Mortal Combat with her brother's geeky friends a.k.a. the coolest people you'll ever meet a.k.a. our epic friends from since the first year of high school. Then, I got home at 7 in the afternoon and my parents said I came home too late. Are they nuts?!?! When I'm at college I will send them pics of me at crazy parties in the middle of the night (even though I'm clearly anti-social and I can't stay up past 10 (it's a wonder how I'm doing it right now (I can bearly concentrate)). Oh yeah, who's crazy now?!!!

I'm so tired *yawn*

All I Do Is Win by DJ Khaled

Our softball team actually won a game yesterday. I actually had no faith in us winning but we did...no thanks to me. I made so many errors I should have been benched as soon as I touched the field. But I got into it at the end of the game so... I'm back. My body has also put myself on a new junk food free diet and it rejects junk food. Yep, life is great (sarcasm attack). I'm actually ok with it though. Oh and our volleyball team has an all star team and they're going to Florida to play in an awesome tournament. I'm a substitute but I feel like the only reason I made the team is because I came to the tryouts. It's not that I'm bad...but Iwent away to Spain when most of the tryouts were going on and they didn't want me to feel bad. Either way I can still go and if someone breaks their leg *cough*epicnesssthatisyourcue*cough* I can play. Practice is fun anyhow so...even if I don't play I'm still having fun.

Not One In A Million, More Like Nine In Ten

This is so weird. There are a lot of blogs whose titles have the word suckish in it. WTF! That is so...uhhhhh. The only thing is that all of them are retired. Ha! My blog will never retire, not that anyone cares though.

...Cause I'm So Losing It Right Now

Why does everyone everyone think I'm emotionless. My friends think I speak in a monotone and my ex and my friends though I didn't show enough emotion towards him or somrthing. Well if that's the case I am sorry. Sorry I couldn't show you I like you and I still do. I'm such an ass right, there are like a million girls obssessed with him. And some of my friends say he's a douche  or a loser etc.. but if I'm the one who pushed him away then I'm the one who messed it up right. I'm sure he won't even talk to me right now. Oh and one of those obssessed chicks does not like me right now. I mean really, I'm not goin to fight so calm down. Actually I should calm down. All in Europe I was thinking and songs like "When You're Gone", and "Thinking Of You" do not help...at all. I really want to know how everything will play out...

This Serenity Is Just A Facade...

So I just came from Europe yesterday. My spanish class went to Barcelona and Madrid, Spain and Paris, France. I had fun. My dad came too but he wasn't the only parent there. When we were at the airport and even on the bus to the airport, I started to tear up because I would miss all the new friends I made. The thing is, I might never see them again. The two groups that traveled with us were from North Carolina and Detroit. The two guys from North Carolina were hilarious, the chick from NC was cool, and the other guy didn't talk much. This one girl from Detroit was nice.
     Anyways, everyone was saying how they were excited to go back home, but I came home to a pissed mom and average food that I don't really eat. Everyone had complained about the food in Europe...except me. Oh yeah there is no milk in the house. All I eat in the house is cereal with milk. My dad is probably too tired to go shopping as am I, and my mom wont buy anything for me because she is still pissed.  But I still had the most fun and I'm really goin to miss everyone and the whole experience.

Squad Up by WBS

Dude I had an amazing night. First me, epicness, prissy, pretty girl, and ley went to the bowlin alley(I got second place but I could have won). Then we went to Sunny Isles(local outlet mall) and bought a rubberball. We were playin with it in the street and rolled away and prissy was getting it and epicness asked some guys to get it for us and they said sure but then walked away as the ball rolled away. Some guy then tried to run it over but then gave it to prissy. Then we said we were going to get those guys so we followed them to Wendys and I sped up, drifted around the corner, and stopped infront of them with a hard breaks and epicness said " Wah u dealin wit, u ain geh the ball for we right, well we got it now" then one guy said "Oh shit" and then epicness said "SQUAD UP" and everyone piled out of the car and was like "Aye, you dont wan mess wit we nuh" and "Dont do dat again, u hear me" and all kinds of crap and the guys looked so scared. It was amazing. Fresh boii came and we found a shopping cart and we all piled in and took pictures. Then this guy who has been stalkin Pretty Girl started waving at us after we ditched him over an hour ago. We started screamin because it was so weird that he found us and because we're really weird. We had alot of fun.

THE TERM "SQUAD UP" IS A SERIOUS TERM AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN LIGHTLY. IT IS VERY LIKELY THAT IF YOU REPEAT THESE WORDS, YOU MAY SEE A BLACK CHICK LANDING ON THE GROUND SUPERMAN STYLE, OR A BUNCH OF CREWS ROLLIN UP LIKE G'S.

Love Me Or Hate Me by Lady Sovereign

Ok, I havent been here in a while but as you may have already guessed, my life is kinda suckish right now. Epicness has banned me from goin out with her and prissy is being kinda prissy right now. I don't really blame her because everything is somehow my fault right? Any way she's not talking to me. I think its because I didn't give her a ride to epicness' volleyball game. I don't see why it's such a big deal though, I mean she got there anyhow and even before the game began, but whatever. On a lighter note, my volleyball team has won two out of three games. Woohoo, or something. I guess I'll have to see what happens next...

CheaterCheaterBestFriendEater by NeverShoutNever!

Well this week has been slightly disasterous but kinda alright, but mostly disasterous. My cheating ex and I broke up. It was mostly because we had notthing in common though and because we never saw each other. No he dd not sleep with my best friend but she and I got into an argument, meaning she started to scream at me. Why did we start to argue, she doesn't agree with the fact that I'm going to stay a virgin until I'm married. I'm not upset because she thinks that because everyone is allowed to have their own views but I don't understand why the shouting ad to ensue. Do I bring down her rep so much because I'm a virgin that she has to hate me. In our quaint little community you could consider her cool, becase she parties alot with friends, and me uncool, because I stay home all the time. She partied with my ex, they're just friends, and I stayed home. He broke up with me, and cheated on me, because I'm not having sex until I'm married and she yelled at me because I'm not having sex until I'm married and that's why my boyfriend broke up with me and it's my own fault (apparently). See how the title just fits in here. Anyways, I'm not mad at her because she thinks that, I just want to know if she really hates me because of it.

Feeling Indifferent Like That Chick Named Lady J

I can't believe I just had to live through this excuse for a day. *sigh* I got a detention for reaching to school late. This frickin asshole of a principle gave it to me and noone was even in their classes yet, not even the teachers. Then her and secretary was laughin and joking with me like "Oh you still love us right?" The sarcasm was so heavy on my "yes" I could taste but they obviously couldn't hear it let alone taste it. Frickin assholes, its a good thing I stole her pen after detention. Take that. Atleast when I came home after detention my parents did not question me and bought nachos and popcorn. Wait a minute, maybe they were hoping I didn't come home and they could have a movie night and cuddle on the couch, or maybe they did already. Gosh, now I have to burn my couch. Anyway I called my friend (epicness, you know her) a hoe the other day. A "hoe" is a gardening tool though. Maybe that's why my mom's garden didn't grow, cause she didn't used a hoe. I'm going to tell my mom to buy a hoe. Everything would be fixed around the house better if we had a hoe. A hoe would do all the work for us. Oh my goodness, I went to the fair the other day and my boyfriend was playing air guitar. It was the hottest thing ever and I nearly passed out. I could do it better but *cough* I'm afraid I'll jump to high and my epic hair would get caught in the fan. I know, aren't I cool... Well I'm off to sneak some nachos out of the cupboard and the refrigerator like the fatass I am.

That's right, I stole your fricken pen, what are you going to write my detention with now, SUCKA!!!

Tuesday Awesomeness

Hey everybody it's me Lady J. My life is extremely suckish right now but I have found a way to deal with it. Be a pessimist. Yep it works. Yesterday I took a test and I was saying Oh My Gosh I failed. Then today I said you know what its time to accept my failure and brace myself for it, and do you know what I got on the test? A frickin 90%! I know I was extra shocked, and my teacher said if we correct it Nd give it back to her we'll get extr points! BOOYAKA!!! Say hello to my 95%, WATCHA!!! When you try to think positive, you're setting yourself up to be shot down, but if you think negative, your ready for the bad and you wont get hurt, or the good news is enough to carry you through the day, or first period pick your poison(I've always wanted to say that). I'm not saying moping around will make you feel better, but you just need to be not optimistic, unless your a optimistic pessimist like myself but only I can pull that off cause I'm awesome. Anyways I will never quit volleyball even if your life depended on it ( just kidding (or am I)). I know what I said before (see previous entry) but I love the sport, it makes me feel all tingely on the inside (and no its not gas...gas hurts my tummy). Even though it feels like Cuba in my house with an evil dictator, the only thing I'm worried about is my bf getting tired of being with me because we mightn't ever get to see each other. I have an awesome plan for that. Since progree reports go out on Friday, I will...crap nevermind. I just no if I get no C's, I might be able to go out on Saturday, at least I hope (damn optimism)...

F***ing Perfect by Pink

My life is amazingly suckish right now. My dad found my report card with two C's on it. My GPA is 3.56 (very high) and I have the second highest GPA in the class but thats not good for him. So my mom and him cut my phone so I can't text or talk on the phone. Also if I get any grade lower than a 90, my dad's gonna make me quit the volleyball team. I don't even want to be a part of the team anymore because there are two teams and every single person I talk to is on the other team. The universe is really screwing me over right now. Today I got back my A.P. English test today and got a 14%. I know what your thinking, who the hell is stupid enough to get a 14%? Well I am. I dont even want to go in my house right now because they're both waiting in there to chew me up. I want to just live in this car. And have a none stressful job, not a doctor or whatever the hell they want me to be. I want to be a toxicologist maybe but I don't really care for it that much. Its only because they never went to college and want me to fill in their dead footsteps. My life sucks ass right now but its not just me. Someone broke into my brother's car. Sometimes I wonder why people even hang around me, I'm just a time bomb waiting to explode.I'm glad they do though or...I don't know.*sigh* This has been an entry by Lady J in suckishness of my life her online journal. *sigh*

A Great Day by Andy Samberg

Oh My Gosh, I had the most awesome day on Saturday. I went to the movies with my awesome friends, including my bf and we went to watch the Green Hornet. I swear epicness94 has a sense of humor that can match mine. One of my favorite parts of the movie was when the guy was telling his secretary "I like you, you have balls. And if its one thing I like on my women..." . That line was extra hilarious but that joke mixed with the extra loud scream/laughs of epicness caused me to do the most embarrassing thing in the world. We were making out and due to my distinctive sense of humor, I laughed...loud...like a seagul...who was choking on some fish...that tasted bad...because it ate some rank shrimp. *sigh* Only Lady J does embarrasing things like this. It was all okay though because I bowed my head in embarrassment and he laughed and petted my head. Its a good thing my hair didn't stink, though it may have cut his finger. Okay thats not true but on a long hard day my hair could cut someone. But thats only if it was baking in the sun for hours and I didn't take care of it the week before but stuff like that doesn't happen...anymore but thats a story from years ago. Thank God I don't do stuff like that anymore. Anyways back to my awesome night. The movie was extra funny and actioney. Also I had pizza from Dominos, which was good but not as good as Napoleans but still good. And if anyone knows me the they know I'm a fat kid in a skinny chick's body, who has a craving for peperoni pizza. I mean I really love pizza. I once bit someone because they touched my pizza. I'm much more sharingeyish now but I still will try to break your arm if you try to steal my last slice. Anyway it was pepperoni, and it was good and I was happy. This was an example of the awesomeness of my life.

Someone bring the fire extinguisher because I Am Hot! Oh yeah (Egostistical Much (Just kidding I'm not that arrogant))

I'm Not Okay My Chemical Romance

Let's start off today with a story. On Tuesday (or Wednesday I'm not sure) after my last class of the day, art, My friend decides to leave me in the classroom. So I say "No Wait!" and she goes "No I'm leaving" so I grab her bag and say "You can't leave I have your bag" and she says fine then bring it for me. So after some witty banter, she leaves me with the bag to walk out with. So I'm leaving the classroom grumbling to myself about how she she left me and turn the corner and she shouts "Raaaaaawwwwwrrrr!!!!!" Not only did she scare the shit out of me but I screamed and fainted. I honestly thought it was a dungeon dragon or a serial killer or something. I thought I was going to die.*sigh* I sigh at the suckishness of my life. Since the past few days it has been nothing but drama and suspense. Guess whose bf is cheating on her? I swear shit follows me whereever i go. Oh yeah and a hobo may have stolen my knee pad. But back to more important things. Why do guys cheat on good girls and I'm not even talking about myself. My best friend is having an insanely horrible day because she thinks he's cheating on her. Insane I know. I also have so much to do for my classes Including a letter for our class since I'm the secretary. I really just need a day of rest. Isn't that Sunday or something. On a brighter note epicness94, some other friends, and I made the volleyball team but since their are going to be two teams I am probably going to be separated from them. But like my friend said "Just try to think positive, we'll be on the same team" or she said something like that, doesn't matter. What matters is that I feel like I'm getting fat...and I am. I really need a scale in my house, or maybe that Teenage Girl Syndrome is kicking in again(see previous entries). Well my life isn't all that bad. I mean I have health and volleyball and family and friends and volleyball so I think I'll be ok. Well I'm going to go to sleep now because I rather be happy in my dreams than be sad in the real world so later.

Worst. Day. Ever. (More Like Worst Day So Far)

This would of had to been the worst Monday ever. And I'm not just talking about "Oh I hate school", but my day was hardcore horrible. First of all I woke up sick and my stomach is rejecting my favorite foods. I feel super horrible and pickey and winey and feeling-like-throwing-upey. Ughhhh!!! Second I swore my bf was trying to break up with me because my head was already foggey but he wasn't and I feel like a ditz. Third I got into an accident because this damnned taxi driver from God knows where decides to hit into my car back which causes me to hit into the guy infront of me. And the guy who hit me wouldn't shut up about it and wouldn't stop asking where my mom was like I was driving illegally or sonething. Dude I have my license and you are fixing my bumper, thats all you need to know. Fourth, my armpit has been hurting for the whole day. I have no idea whats wrong with it. But it's not the first time it has actted up. I forgot what my chemistry teacher told me to do about it though. Maybe I pulled and armpit muscle because I stretch so much or something. I can't help that I sleep so much though. And now you all know why this blog has this name. It's because I'm suckish prone. Goodness I feel like crap. On a brighter note Pretty Little Liars and Being Human is showing tonight. Yea I know my life is massively suckish. I want to just lay in bed with a small tub of Haggen-Daz vanilla ice-cream and watch TV. Sometimes I can't believe my life sucks so horribly one day but the next day everything is fine and perfect. Oh well...Oh yeah and I'm missing a volleyball knee pad... My life sucks *Sigh*

The Beach Day

Oh my crap...I went to the beach on Saturday and it was awesome... but I forgot to ask my boyfriend to come and now I regret it. If he came, I wouldn't have worry about shy lesbians jumping me in the bathroom lol kidding, then again guys like that kind of stuff right... Anyway I had buffalo wings with the sauce on the side and it got smudged on the right side of my face...it started to burn...badly. Damn hot wing sauce. I couldn't get my hair wet so I stayed in the shallow part of the water and held epicness' baby sister. The thing is I have poor upper body strength so I didn't really hold her because my arms started to tremble under my sad girl strength. *sigh* We need to do theis again though because it's epicness' fault he didn't come. She was supposed to invite him, but she forgot...yet she remembered to invite her bf. Loser You shall rue the day you forgot to invite my bf...which was two days ago. I hope everyone reads this post damnit.

Teenage Girl Syndrome

Did you know teenage girl syndrome was real? Yep thats right folks it is, and I have it. Symptoms include saying "like" alot, the inability to text a full word instead of an abbreviation, gushing about boys and how hot they are, a belief that there is an extra amount of body fat on the body, an insatiable desire to shop, and a love of pop music. There may be more symptoms. If you know any teenage girl with these sympoms, she may have Teenage Girl Syndrome. I will assure you though, Teenage Girl Syndrome is actually very harmless and may only be a minor annoyance to the people around the teenage girl who does not have Teenage Girl Syndrome. If a major annoyance occurs repeatedly to the people around the teenage girl with Teenage Girl Syndrome who do not have Teenage Girl Syndrome, please refrain from hurting the teenage girl. Just point the teenage girl to the nearest mall. Teenage Girl Syndrome does not only affect blonds, or white people for that matter. Teenage Girl Syndrome can be found in teenage girls of all races. Teenage Girl Syndrome is sometimes even found in some boys. If you are a teenage girl with the sympoms of a teenage girl with Teenage Girl Syndrome, call 1-800-I-AM-A-TEENAGE-GIRL-OR-BOY-WITH-THE-SYMPTOMS-OF-A-TEENAGE-GIRL-WITH-TEENAGE-GIRL-SYNDROME-AND-I-DO-NOT-WANT-TO-BE-A-STATISTIC.

First Day, Second Semester



Suckish Shoe Pair



Oh My Gosh!!! I had a horrible Monday. I mean like super horrible. First my mom bought me some pretty flats with bows on them for school, but in the middle of the day my friend pointed out that I had on two different shoes. I mean really, different shoes, loser. And my classes bored me to tears. It was so bad I farted in first period. It was short but obvious. All I did was put my head down and resisted the urge to laugh. The school lunch sucked and after I ate it, my mouth smelled like fish and not the good kind, the bad kind. Also my church is fasting after three o'clock every day for the rest of the month and I am dying of hunger but I can't eat any food for the rest of the night unless my mom falls asleep. If she does she'll never know. I mean I'm all up for starting the new year right and all but I get very hungry. Damn that veggie burger is calling my name. Or a frenchbread pizza. Yum...ish. Anyway tomorrow is Tuesday and Tusedays=Awesome.

The Suckishness of My Life

My first blog post. I am finally blogging and can't believe it. I feel like someone is here to listen to me. So the name of this blog comes from the awesome events in my life. Some things about me is... that my life is awesome...ish. I have awesome life experiences but I'm a horrible story-teller so noone believes me. I can't think of any stories now but I will soon. Anyway someday.