Feeling Indifferent Like That Chick Named Lady J

I can't believe I just had to live through this excuse for a day. *sigh* I got a detention for reaching to school late. This frickin asshole of a principle gave it to me and noone was even in their classes yet, not even the teachers. Then her and secretary was laughin and joking with me like "Oh you still love us right?" The sarcasm was so heavy on my "yes" I could taste but they obviously couldn't hear it let alone taste it. Frickin assholes, its a good thing I stole her pen after detention. Take that. Atleast when I came home after detention my parents did not question me and bought nachos and popcorn. Wait a minute, maybe they were hoping I didn't come home and they could have a movie night and cuddle on the couch, or maybe they did already. Gosh, now I have to burn my couch. Anyway I called my friend (epicness, you know her) a hoe the other day. A "hoe" is a gardening tool though. Maybe that's why my mom's garden didn't grow, cause she didn't used a hoe. I'm going to tell my mom to buy a hoe. Everything would be fixed around the house better if we had a hoe. A hoe would do all the work for us. Oh my goodness, I went to the fair the other day and my boyfriend was playing air guitar. It was the hottest thing ever and I nearly passed out. I could do it better but *cough* I'm afraid I'll jump to high and my epic hair would get caught in the fan. I know, aren't I cool... Well I'm off to sneak some nachos out of the cupboard and the refrigerator like the fatass I am.

That's right, I stole your fricken pen, what are you going to write my detention with now, SUCKA!!!