A Great Day by Andy Samberg

Oh My Gosh, I had the most awesome day on Saturday. I went to the movies with my awesome friends, including my bf and we went to watch the Green Hornet. I swear epicness94 has a sense of humor that can match mine. One of my favorite parts of the movie was when the guy was telling his secretary "I like you, you have balls. And if its one thing I like on my women..." . That line was extra hilarious but that joke mixed with the extra loud scream/laughs of epicness caused me to do the most embarrassing thing in the world. We were making out and due to my distinctive sense of humor, I laughed...loud...like a seagul...who was choking on some fish...that tasted bad...because it ate some rank shrimp. *sigh* Only Lady J does embarrasing things like this. It was all okay though because I bowed my head in embarrassment and he laughed and petted my head. Its a good thing my hair didn't stink, though it may have cut his finger. Okay thats not true but on a long hard day my hair could cut someone. But thats only if it was baking in the sun for hours and I didn't take care of it the week before but stuff like that doesn't happen...anymore but thats a story from years ago. Thank God I don't do stuff like that anymore. Anyways back to my awesome night. The movie was extra funny and actioney. Also I had pizza from Dominos, which was good but not as good as Napoleans but still good. And if anyone knows me the they know I'm a fat kid in a skinny chick's body, who has a craving for peperoni pizza. I mean I really love pizza. I once bit someone because they touched my pizza. I'm much more sharingeyish now but I still will try to break your arm if you try to steal my last slice. Anyway it was pepperoni, and it was good and I was happy. This was an example of the awesomeness of my life.

Someone bring the fire extinguisher because I Am Hot! Oh yeah (Egostistical Much (Just kidding I'm not that arrogant))