Disturbia by Rihanna

I am so frickin uncomfortable in ways I can't even begin to explain. Everything is upsetting me. It's too hot. The ground to hard. My skin feels oily. My hair feels greasy. And that's only the beginning.
I THINK I JUST STEPPED ON A ROCK IN MY KITCHEN.
I went to volleyball camp today and my muscles are sore so my dad gave me an agonizing massage with a muscle rub but its so sticky. It is really pissing me off.
THESE ANTS ARE PISSING ME OFF!!
I just want to relax but these tiny assholes are crawling all over my face and neck. I swear, the day I get some Raid they are Dead. There's also some hidden bug that is slowly eating me alive. It's like they're breeding super ants in the neighborhood.
TODAY AT CAMP A LITTLE GIRL CAME SKIPPING TO ME SMILING SO I SMILED BACK. SHE THEN STOPPED AND SAID I DON'T KNOW YOU AND RAN OFF. FML
I think one of the greatest things that happened today was that my dad bought some cereal for the house. We really needed some. It's like my weed basically.
SHIT, I HAVE LIBRARY BOOKS TO TURN IN.
Back to the ant thing, I really hate them. I think one just crawled in my ear.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Other than all of this, my day has been pretty good. After all, it IS Tuesday :P

CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I BUY THAT DAMN RAID!