I'm Awesome by Spose

I'm Awesome.
I know I've been AWOL (as usual) but I'm back with a bunch of trickies for ya...Not really...no...Cause I suck.

MY PARENTS NEED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE NOW CAUSE I'M FAT
I'm not really fat but I'm so hungry right now and I want some bread sticks from Pizza Hut but I don't want to share. So everyone has to leave the house.
I AM WRITING A STORY AND IT'S AWESOME
So I'm writing a story right and my friend Tarika is like I can write a better story than you, and I'm like no you can't and she's like yes I can, so now, its on. Her story is about vampires and werewolves and hunters and stuff. My story about an awesome (not really) chick in an awesome (not really) band doing awesome (super awesome) stuff.
My story will be awesome...not really
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE...
...When people my age call me a child. I mean really just cause I don't curse alot or just because I like wearing jeans and a t-shirt or just because I like sticking my head out of car windows and screaming? *sigh*
TODAY, I'M HUNGRY AS HELL AND MY DAD CALLS ME INTO THE KITCHEN SO I CAN WATCH HIM COOK FOR OUR COUSINS.FML
I still want those breadsticks.
I STILL HAVEN'T TURNED IN THOSE LIBRARY BOOKS
I guess I'll leave on that note cause I have to go play some video games.

RECOGNIZE IT'S IMPORTANCE