Sine Graph

"I can get low...don't know which way is up. Yeah I can get high... like I can never come down" - Marilyn Monroe

My life? It's a sine graph. I'm like that in-between-the-chorus-and-verse-bridge of that Nicki Minaj song Marilyn Monroe. You don't have to look that up. I am destined to permanently to be up one day and down another. Like one moment I swear I'm super pissed at A and the other I'm making out with my hot guy friend from my Uglies dream. Yes this is a true story. I don't know what happened but it escalated quickly and happened for about five hours...

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Like one moment I'm laying down and he's trying to comfort me and the next, we're making out. What the heck is happening? We talked about and we're cool now but we're still in shock.

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One of my suite-mates and I have decided we are going to be more like tangent graphs. Of course the two of us are still sine-ing it up. So we have decided to make rules. Rule #1. No making out with guys we don't know. Rule #2. Having a nice face does not count as knowing him. Of course theses are the only rules we have so far but still. I feel like they will be pretty effective. Of course we are trying to go out almost every day this week. Hmm, maybe those rules wont help anyone.

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I'm done with A. I'm not going to get into it right now because its terribly embarrassing but just know that its seriously over. Total asshole status. But whatever, he is now the sexy asshole. Hmmm, I think I should change his name in my phone to that. I feel like that will help me not text him in case I forget.

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Basically the moral of this story is boys will get you into trouble.