Hello everyone! As you may or may not know I suffer from teenage depression syndrome (not real depression) and I was in a bit of a slump for the past couple of months. I'm fine now (thanks for asking) but before I was super stressed out. While doing a little meditating (eating some Doritos and watching Hot Rod (great movie)), I realized I was stressed out from all my boy problems. Therefore my friends helped me come up with Operation D. A. M. S. These are the initials of four boys who were giving me a headache.
D was for my now ex-boyfriend.
A was for this boy I was stalking, hard.
M was for this heart I broke (I didn't mean to!!).
S was for this boy who couldn't catch the hints that I didn't like him.
Okay I for one hate girls who talk about how they're naturally boy magnets and they don't know why. *insert innocent face here* Or how they don't know why they're so curvy but must repeat it so many times all over the internet. I'm just like Take your slutty ways else where, the rest of us don't care. But seriously, I had major guy problems. So first...
Of course I am naturally a coward so I only half dealt with D.A.M.S.
I was supposed to talk to D and see if he was okay (which I didn't). I saw him a couple days ago and he's doing great (not really). He's very upset and he refuses to listen to my logic for breaking up with him but whatever.
A is very sexy and yes I was stalking him. For quite some time. Because he's sexy. So I finally decided to talk to him, which I did! Major Breakthrough!!!! (It wasn't really, I said hi). Then later I asked for his number. (Real Breakthrough!) Bravest thing I ever did! I'm pretty awesome, I know. And yes he did give it to me.
I didn't really talk to M because he used to avoid me like the devil's toenail so of course it would be a little difficult. In the end I was just like Fuck It. I'm done. We all went out for lunch though, and M came and we all talked. I feel he's doing fine, recuperating well without my interference so I crossed M off my list as well.
Finally S. S has liked me since the beginning of the school year. He's liked me for the whole semester and he just wasn't catching my hints. He's too touchy-feely and mind you I entered college with a boyfriend. I just recently broke up with him in November. S is an opportunist who's always using any chance to touch me or hold me close to him (That's bullshit, you obviously allow this to go down). Well I don't, at the movies he fights to sit by me and puts his hands over my chair (I had to lean forward throughout the whole movie or when I stumble a little (clumsy bitch), he rushes over to grab my torso and just stays there. Obviously I don't like this. So I told him I didn't like him.
D. A. M. S. did have one downfall though. S. and A. are both on the basketball team so after I told S. I didn't like him totally sabotaged my plans with A. and he's still a total creeper. Obviously A and I worked out fine and next year if S tries anything I'll seriously hurt him. I will [attempt to] punch him in the face for invading my personal space like that.
The moral of this story, boys are stupid.
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