Dear Diary [Entry #1]

Dear Diary,

I met this guy and he's just wow. He's so amazing. He's just smart and funny and we like most of the same things. He's a total geek just like me but he's also mega cool. Today I went over to his house with my friend (she's a model) because his friend wanted to see my friend and we wrestled...and I kicked him in the jaw...and I knocked a tooth out. I know I am horrible at being feminine but this just takes the cake. He says the tooth was already rotten but I still feel terrible. And remember when I said he's smart? Well he's a frickin' genius. He was the Valedictorian of probably the biggest high school on the island. I could listen to him talk all day even if he's rambling because he's just so intelligent. Also he might just be the most good-looking guy I've ever seen. Like completely gorgeous and he doesn't believe it. I could honestly just watch him. But how did I meet this totally amazing guy? I met him at summer camp 2005. He was my favorite person at the camp. Then I met him again at the agricultural fair of 2009 and we started to talk and we would just talk until. Like about everything and nothing you know. After a while we stopped talking. Then finally in my first year of college. All my friends were talking about him and for the winter break we met up. And he was completely charming and gorgeous. One of the best things about him? He's too sweet. Sweetest person ever. He's into poetry and he's so deep. He's pretty much perfect and any girl would be lucky to have him. Also we're kind of a thing for the Winter Break. I should have started out with that but whatever. So for 7 more days, we're involved in a Winter Romance. After these days are up though, we return to our regular lives. As if it never happened. And I won't complain. But I'll remember it. Our Festival Love.

Sincerely, A Love Struck Lady J

My Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

I know its technically not Christmas Eve but I'm sure this still applies. This past year was great. I've had a great time but mostly I've been naughty. That's not a good thing I know but I've decided to clean up my life. I basically only had one thing to clear up and I just finished it. I've just told my ex-boyfriend that I cheated on him. Yes, I've been more than just naughty. I've been terrible. But wait, I'm not done yet. As I lay out my favorite pair of Christmas knee highs because I don't have stockings and I sip on very strong Coquito, I know that my already black socks wont become blacker with coal because I've done the right thing. I'm also finished with all these boys in my life. I seriously do not want to be in a relationship because cheating has totally messed up my psyche and I've already broken one too many hearts with my selfishness. Even if I do get coal for my horrible ways, I'll still smile because I know in my heart that I've done the right thing. I got mixed up in all of this because I lied about one thing and the lies escalated into something bigger and more destructive. From now on, no more lying. I never used to before and hopefully I never will again. Even though I am not proud of what I did, I know that in the end I actually learned something from this. So go ahead, fill up my knee highs with coal. That's okay, my dad likes to barbecue anyways. That'll probably make a great Christmas gift. Everyone makes mistakes and no one is invincible.

Sincerely 

The Woman with Broken and Stitched Morals

P.S. I might still be a little naughty but hey, what's the fun in being nice all the time?

Venting, Srry. I'm a Crazy Person. Ignore This Post

So I feel so strongly about this and I just need to express myself. I am so upset and I'm just like I can't deal with these basic bitches right now ( Yes I am venting). So A stands for asshole apparently. I'm just so upset and I probably won't even tell you why. He justs upsets my soul so much I want to kill a person but not really since I can't really threaten anyone on the internet. I probably wont even post this but if I do I'll give it a title like do not read or something like that. But yes I am so upset with A. Guess who denied me in public twice. Safe though. I am alright. It still upsets me though. That's not something people you do. Who the hell does that? Especially after you try have sex with them. Thank Jesus I said no. I can't beleve the shit. I don't usually talk like this but i'm so upset and I'm from the Virgin islands so my dialect will slip out from time to time but whatever. Anyways everytime I think of this shit I'm just like "I can't deal" I can't fucking deal. that's the fuck people be doing nowadays? What kind of fuck is that? Who the fuck does that. No kind of respect for anyone. That's the craziest shit i've ever witnessed in my fucking life. The fuckery i just can't deal. So fuck that dude b. Fuck dat dude. I'm done. I'm so fucking done I'm not even about that life. Cause that, some sick shit. That's some really upsetting shit. I'm not a bad person. I try to be nice I really do but I'm so upset I don't know what I'm going to do the next time I see this boy. I'm going to fucking flip out. I will fucking loose it in public. the fuck is that anyway. Text by day, ignore that bitch by night? Is that the fucking motto or something? All now I'm just shaking my head and waving around my hands like nope, this is some sick shit. I just massaged my temple(sp?). But I'm so upset with the situation. My friends are upset as well. Its okay though. i'm going to fucking flip out when I see this boy. if i see him at Brew Pub i might spil my drink on his stale ass braids. i can't believe are so rude. So fucking rude. Thats a shit. That is some sick shit. I just took a deep breath. I think I'm a little bit better now. One day your past will catch up to you bitch.

Smile by Avril Lavigne

"And that's why I smile, it's been a while since everything and everyone has felt this right."

Hello everyone! As you may or may not know I suffer from teenage depression syndrome (not real depression) and I was in a bit of a slump for the past couple of months. I'm fine now (thanks for asking) but before I was super stressed out. While doing a little meditating (eating some Doritos and watching Hot Rod (great movie)), I realized I was stressed out from all my boy problems. Therefore my friends helped me come up with Operation D. A. M. S. These are the initials of four boys who were giving me a headache. 

          D was for my now ex-boyfriend. 

          A was for this boy I was stalking, hard.

          M was for this heart I broke (I didn't mean to!!).

          S was for this boy who couldn't catch the hints that I didn't like him.

Okay I for one hate girls who talk about how they're naturally boy magnets and they don't know why. *insert innocent face here* Or how they don't know why they're so curvy but must repeat it so many times all over the internet. I'm just like Take your slutty ways else where, the rest of us don't care. But seriously, I had major guy problems. So first...

 Of course I am naturally a coward so I only half dealt with D.A.M.S.

     I was supposed to talk to D and see if he was okay (which I didn't). I saw him a couple days ago and he's doing great (not really). He's very upset and he refuses to listen to my logic for breaking up with him but whatever.

     A is very sexy and yes I was stalking him. For quite some time. Because he's sexy. So I finally decided to talk to him, which I did! Major Breakthrough!!!! (It wasn't really, I said hi). Then later I asked for his number. (Real Breakthrough!) Bravest thing I ever did! I'm pretty awesome, I know. And yes he did give it to me.

     I didn't really talk to M because he used to avoid me like the devil's toenail so of course it would be a little difficult. In the end I was just like Fuck It. I'm done. We all went out for lunch though, and M came and we all talked. I feel he's doing fine, recuperating well without my interference so I crossed M off my list as well.

     Finally S. S has liked me since the beginning of the school year.  He's liked me for the whole semester and he just wasn't catching my hints. He's too touchy-feely and mind you I entered college with a boyfriend. I just recently broke up with him in November. S is an opportunist who's always using any chance to touch me or hold me close to him (That's bullshit, you obviously allow this to go down). Well I don't, at the movies he fights to sit by me and puts his hands over my chair (I had to lean forward throughout the whole movie or when I stumble a little (clumsy bitch), he rushes over to grab my torso and just stays there. Obviously I don't like this. So I told him I didn't like him.

     D. A. M. S. did have one downfall though. S. and A. are both on the basketball team so after I told S. I didn't like him totally sabotaged my plans with A. and he's still a total creeper. Obviously A and I worked out fine and next year if S tries anything I'll seriously hurt him. I will [attempt to] punch him in the face for invading my personal space like that.

The moral of this story, boys are stupid.