I'm Awesome by Spose

I'm Awesome.
I know I've been AWOL (as usual) but I'm back with a bunch of trickies for ya...Not really...no...Cause I suck.

MY PARENTS NEED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE NOW CAUSE I'M FAT
I'm not really fat but I'm so hungry right now and I want some bread sticks from Pizza Hut but I don't want to share. So everyone has to leave the house.
I AM WRITING A STORY AND IT'S AWESOME
So I'm writing a story right and my friend Tarika is like I can write a better story than you, and I'm like no you can't and she's like yes I can, so now, its on. Her story is about vampires and werewolves and hunters and stuff. My story about an awesome (not really) chick in an awesome (not really) band doing awesome (super awesome) stuff.
My story will be awesome...not really
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE...
...When people my age call me a child. I mean really just cause I don't curse alot or just because I like wearing jeans and a t-shirt or just because I like sticking my head out of car windows and screaming? *sigh*
TODAY, I'M HUNGRY AS HELL AND MY DAD CALLS ME INTO THE KITCHEN SO I CAN WATCH HIM COOK FOR OUR COUSINS.FML
I still want those breadsticks.
I STILL HAVEN'T TURNED IN THOSE LIBRARY BOOKS
I guess I'll leave on that note cause I have to go play some video games.

RECOGNIZE IT'S IMPORTANCE

Disturbia by Rihanna

I am so frickin uncomfortable in ways I can't even begin to explain. Everything is upsetting me. It's too hot. The ground to hard. My skin feels oily. My hair feels greasy. And that's only the beginning.
I THINK I JUST STEPPED ON A ROCK IN MY KITCHEN.
I went to volleyball camp today and my muscles are sore so my dad gave me an agonizing massage with a muscle rub but its so sticky. It is really pissing me off.
THESE ANTS ARE PISSING ME OFF!!
I just want to relax but these tiny assholes are crawling all over my face and neck. I swear, the day I get some Raid they are Dead. There's also some hidden bug that is slowly eating me alive. It's like they're breeding super ants in the neighborhood.
TODAY AT CAMP A LITTLE GIRL CAME SKIPPING TO ME SMILING SO I SMILED BACK. SHE THEN STOPPED AND SAID I DON'T KNOW YOU AND RAN OFF. FML
I think one of the greatest things that happened today was that my dad bought some cereal for the house. We really needed some. It's like my weed basically.
SHIT, I HAVE LIBRARY BOOKS TO TURN IN.
Back to the ant thing, I really hate them. I think one just crawled in my ear.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Other than all of this, my day has been pretty good. After all, it IS Tuesday :P

CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I BUY THAT DAMN RAID!

Keeps Getting Better by Christina Aguilera

My Summer Is Awesome.

I am in love. With a guy from my dreams. I never remember his face but I know he's cute. We always hang out in the same spot. This is the second time I've had a dream with him. It's kinda awesome.

    Anyways I'm having the best summer everrr. On July 4, My friends and I went to the beach with their puppy Jezebel, I nicknamed her Jizzy, and their little sister but then my friend's car got towed to like the middle of nowhere and the taxis would not stop for us and noone would come to get us. So we had to bum a ride. So after a while I was like time to do some real hitch hiking so I stood up with my other friend and we did that thumb thing and a truck was passing by so we were like hey but he didn't stop so she was like mutherfuc-and then he stopped...and he was gorgeous. 
    We told him we need to go to the towing place and he said ok, so all of us except one jumped in the back of the truck. He drove like a maniac. Then his girlfriend called him and was like what are you doing and hes like I picked up some people and she's like who and he's like 4 girls a baby and I think theirs a dog.
     We got their and her sexy car was parked in the middle of all these old ugly cars next to a garbage. We gave the man our puppy because she had worms and our parents wouldn't have let us keep her. Jizzy didn't want to leave us but it had to be done. Then we went back to my house and had a crazy time. It was fun.

    I had a dream I went on a cruise with Green Day and All Time Low and Alex Gaskarth was my roommate. It was awesome...except for the fact that in my dream he gets kinda mean but it was so worth it.
   My friend had a dream that she was in a shootout with Soulja Boy and that she went on the Nicki Minaj and Britney Spears tour. I think that is a sign that we are awesome and the universe knows it.

My Summer Just Keeps Getting Better And Better.

Now or Never...ish

I'm going to take on a new approach to make my blog more awesome...starting later, I'm tired.