Feeling Indifferent Like That Chick Named Lady J

I can't believe I just had to live through this excuse for a day. *sigh* I got a detention for reaching to school late. This frickin asshole of a principle gave it to me and noone was even in their classes yet, not even the teachers. Then her and secretary was laughin and joking with me like "Oh you still love us right?" The sarcasm was so heavy on my "yes" I could taste but they obviously couldn't hear it let alone taste it. Frickin assholes, its a good thing I stole her pen after detention. Take that. Atleast when I came home after detention my parents did not question me and bought nachos and popcorn. Wait a minute, maybe they were hoping I didn't come home and they could have a movie night and cuddle on the couch, or maybe they did already. Gosh, now I have to burn my couch. Anyway I called my friend (epicness, you know her) a hoe the other day. A "hoe" is a gardening tool though. Maybe that's why my mom's garden didn't grow, cause she didn't used a hoe. I'm going to tell my mom to buy a hoe. Everything would be fixed around the house better if we had a hoe. A hoe would do all the work for us. Oh my goodness, I went to the fair the other day and my boyfriend was playing air guitar. It was the hottest thing ever and I nearly passed out. I could do it better but *cough* I'm afraid I'll jump to high and my epic hair would get caught in the fan. I know, aren't I cool... Well I'm off to sneak some nachos out of the cupboard and the refrigerator like the fatass I am.

That's right, I stole your fricken pen, what are you going to write my detention with now, SUCKA!!!

Tuesday Awesomeness

Hey everybody it's me Lady J. My life is extremely suckish right now but I have found a way to deal with it. Be a pessimist. Yep it works. Yesterday I took a test and I was saying Oh My Gosh I failed. Then today I said you know what its time to accept my failure and brace myself for it, and do you know what I got on the test? A frickin 90%! I know I was extra shocked, and my teacher said if we correct it Nd give it back to her we'll get extr points! BOOYAKA!!! Say hello to my 95%, WATCHA!!! When you try to think positive, you're setting yourself up to be shot down, but if you think negative, your ready for the bad and you wont get hurt, or the good news is enough to carry you through the day, or first period pick your poison(I've always wanted to say that). I'm not saying moping around will make you feel better, but you just need to be not optimistic, unless your a optimistic pessimist like myself but only I can pull that off cause I'm awesome. Anyways I will never quit volleyball even if your life depended on it ( just kidding (or am I)). I know what I said before (see previous entry) but I love the sport, it makes me feel all tingely on the inside (and no its not gas...gas hurts my tummy). Even though it feels like Cuba in my house with an evil dictator, the only thing I'm worried about is my bf getting tired of being with me because we mightn't ever get to see each other. I have an awesome plan for that. Since progree reports go out on Friday, I will...crap nevermind. I just no if I get no C's, I might be able to go out on Saturday, at least I hope (damn optimism)...

F***ing Perfect by Pink

My life is amazingly suckish right now. My dad found my report card with two C's on it. My GPA is 3.56 (very high) and I have the second highest GPA in the class but thats not good for him. So my mom and him cut my phone so I can't text or talk on the phone. Also if I get any grade lower than a 90, my dad's gonna make me quit the volleyball team. I don't even want to be a part of the team anymore because there are two teams and every single person I talk to is on the other team. The universe is really screwing me over right now. Today I got back my A.P. English test today and got a 14%. I know what your thinking, who the hell is stupid enough to get a 14%? Well I am. I dont even want to go in my house right now because they're both waiting in there to chew me up. I want to just live in this car. And have a none stressful job, not a doctor or whatever the hell they want me to be. I want to be a toxicologist maybe but I don't really care for it that much. Its only because they never went to college and want me to fill in their dead footsteps. My life sucks ass right now but its not just me. Someone broke into my brother's car. Sometimes I wonder why people even hang around me, I'm just a time bomb waiting to explode.I'm glad they do though or...I don't know.*sigh* This has been an entry by Lady J in suckishness of my life her online journal. *sigh*

A Great Day by Andy Samberg

Oh My Gosh, I had the most awesome day on Saturday. I went to the movies with my awesome friends, including my bf and we went to watch the Green Hornet. I swear epicness94 has a sense of humor that can match mine. One of my favorite parts of the movie was when the guy was telling his secretary "I like you, you have balls. And if its one thing I like on my women..." . That line was extra hilarious but that joke mixed with the extra loud scream/laughs of epicness caused me to do the most embarrassing thing in the world. We were making out and due to my distinctive sense of humor, I laughed...loud...like a seagul...who was choking on some fish...that tasted bad...because it ate some rank shrimp. *sigh* Only Lady J does embarrasing things like this. It was all okay though because I bowed my head in embarrassment and he laughed and petted my head. Its a good thing my hair didn't stink, though it may have cut his finger. Okay thats not true but on a long hard day my hair could cut someone. But thats only if it was baking in the sun for hours and I didn't take care of it the week before but stuff like that doesn't happen...anymore but thats a story from years ago. Thank God I don't do stuff like that anymore. Anyways back to my awesome night. The movie was extra funny and actioney. Also I had pizza from Dominos, which was good but not as good as Napoleans but still good. And if anyone knows me the they know I'm a fat kid in a skinny chick's body, who has a craving for peperoni pizza. I mean I really love pizza. I once bit someone because they touched my pizza. I'm much more sharingeyish now but I still will try to break your arm if you try to steal my last slice. Anyway it was pepperoni, and it was good and I was happy. This was an example of the awesomeness of my life.

Someone bring the fire extinguisher because I Am Hot! Oh yeah (Egostistical Much (Just kidding I'm not that arrogant))