Yay! It's Summer. For you guy at least.
I am doing summer research in couple of days and I won't be back to my hometown until July 6th. Which sucks cease I have to miss the Fourth of July. Oh well, I'll probably just buy some hot wings and chill on the beach with some drinks.
This past school year has been a blast. I made new friends, created stronger bonds with old friends, and now I have a boyfriend. I know that's not the most important thing but it's still pretty awesome. Next school year will be even better though. I'm joining the track and field team and I'm bringing my car over. I'm so excited!
I'll be a junior in college and I'm so ready. Unfortunately this means I'm going to have to take super hard classes but I think I can keep up.
Enough about school, time to talk about Summer. I'm so ready for it. No I don't have a new bikini but I am working out to look better in my old ones. Also I'm doing karaoke at our old sports bar and if I win, I can get $100. How cool is that?
This Summer is going to be super awesome.
My favorite part is how free I will be. Last Summer I tried to hard to get noticed by this guy I liked, who happens to be a jerk. I tried so hard to have everyone notice me by dating people I didn't like, just to get to the top of the social chain.
But I'm done with that. From now on. I'm just going to be me. Kickin' it with my friends and being as weird as I can.
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- I'm just a sophomore in college who's on her way to becoming famous. Follow my blog and I'll show you how.
Gee. Darn. That sucks being in college. I had an experience of being in withe put-downs, the arrogance, the whorizontal stupidity for awhile [ssshiver] ...Yay! We have Seventh-Heaven to look forward to!!! Know how, don'cha? We must accept Jesus when the Warning comes: you, eye, and the whole, bloody, world is how. Voila! You're IN, Snoopy, and you get to see the Fantastic Doctor Upstairs, too, and live life forever. What could be better than that??? Lemme wanna tella youse a storry...
ReplyDeleteFrankly, I wouldn't be tooo worried about what the whorizontal world thot about me, dear; I'd be much more concerned about what Jesus shall say at our General Judgment. You may not like me now, yet, I’m not out to please you. Lemme gonna wanna tella youse Who (grrr - New Joisey accent):
Not sure if we're on the same page if you saw what I saw. Greetings, earthling. Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven’s Big-Bang’s gonna be like for us if ya believe: meet this ultra-bombastic, ex-mortal-Upstairs for the most extra-blatant, guhroovaliciousness (-Austin POW!ers), pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Yummy, Reality-Firepower-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy, robust-N-risqué, eternal-real-McCoy-warp-drive you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-rrrock’nNsmmmokin’-hot-deal: PLEASE KEEP HANDS/FEET INSIDE THE WIDE UNTIL WE MADE A CIRCUMFERENCE OF NEVER-ENDING-POSSIBILITIES. Yes, we’ll have a high-flying, immense-impression to be an outstanding-red-marker! For God, anything and everything and more! is possible!! Puh-leeeze meet me Upstairs. Do that for us. Cya soon, girl…
Hmmm... see ya kept it. Wonder why? Oooh! Oooh! Teach! Oooh! -Welcome Back, Kotter (with John Travolta). I know why! I know! Precisely cuzza youse wanna know the Truth. Well, lemme fill-you-up withe avant-gardeness and wisdom necessary to achieve Seventh-Heaven, dear...
ReplyDeleteWanna find-out the fax, Jak, in a wurld fulla MissKonceptions? Wanna wiseabove to help a 'Plethora Of Wurdz' which are look'n for a new home in your novelty?? Follow us...
Q: But [gulp] can anyone tell me the difference between K2 and IQ? A: Nthn. In Heaven, we gitt'm both for eternity HeeHee Need a few more thots, ideers, wild wurdz (whoa, Nelly! easy, girl) or ironclad iconoclasms?
VERBUM SAT SAPIENTI: As an ex-writer of the sassy, savvy, schizophenia we all go thro in this lifelong demise, I wanna help U.S. git past the ping-pong-politics, whorizontal more!ass! we're in (Latin: words to [the] wise)...
"This finite existence is only a test, son," God Almighty told me in my coma. "Far beyond thy earthly tempest is where you'll find tangible, corpulent eloquence". Lemme tella youse without d'New Joisey accent...
I actually saw Seventh-Heaven when we died: you couldn't GET! any moe curly, party-hardy-endorphins, extravagantly-surplus-lush Upstairs (in [the] end without end -Saint Augustine) when my o-so-beautifull, brilliant, bombastic girly passed-away due to those wry, sardonic satires.
"Those who are wise will shine as brightly as the expanse of the Heavens, and those who have instructed many in uprightousness as bright as stars for all eternity" -Daniel 12:3, NJB
Here's also what the prolific, exquisite GODy sed: 'the more you shall honor Me, the more I shall bless you' -the Infant Jesus of Prague.
Go gitt'm, girl. You're incredible. See you Upstairs. I won't be joining'm in the nasty Abyss where Isis prowls
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God blessa youse
(trust-N-Jesus)
-Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL