Teenage Girl Syndrome

Did you know teenage girl syndrome was real? Yep thats right folks it is, and I have it. Symptoms include saying "like" alot, the inability to text a full word instead of an abbreviation, gushing about boys and how hot they are, a belief that there is an extra amount of body fat on the body, an insatiable desire to shop, and a love of pop music. There may be more symptoms. If you know any teenage girl with these sympoms, she may have Teenage Girl Syndrome. I will assure you though, Teenage Girl Syndrome is actually very harmless and may only be a minor annoyance to the people around the teenage girl who does not have Teenage Girl Syndrome. If a major annoyance occurs repeatedly to the people around the teenage girl with Teenage Girl Syndrome who do not have Teenage Girl Syndrome, please refrain from hurting the teenage girl. Just point the teenage girl to the nearest mall. Teenage Girl Syndrome does not only affect blonds, or white people for that matter. Teenage Girl Syndrome can be found in teenage girls of all races. Teenage Girl Syndrome is sometimes even found in some boys. If you are a teenage girl with the sympoms of a teenage girl with Teenage Girl Syndrome, call 1-800-I-AM-A-TEENAGE-GIRL-OR-BOY-WITH-THE-SYMPTOMS-OF-A-TEENAGE-GIRL-WITH-TEENAGE-GIRL-SYNDROME-AND-I-DO-NOT-WANT-TO-BE-A-STATISTIC.