Vegan Time

I am going vegan.

So I have been gaining weight since I've gone to college and I don't like that. Also I just came back from vacation and I gained about 5 more pounds. So instead of slipping into depression like I would normally, I've decided to go vegan. That's right. No meat, no dairy, just vegan food. But don't worry, this is only for a week. I'm really excited about it too. So one of my favorite movies is Scott Pilgrim vs. the World and (you won't understand this unless you're a complete nerd) Todd was a vegan (debatable) and he had vegan super-powers. I want super-powers. And I bet you do too. And heck, maybe if I like being vegan I'll stick with it. Wait, never mind I take that back. But I will take this seriously though. Hopefully being a vegan isn't too expensive either.

Goodness I'm so excited.

Also is there some kind of vegan pledge?

"I will not eat ...blah..blah... from the ovum....blah..blah... anything with a face.....breast-milk....I want to be a vegan."